Healthy Mind, Body & Spirit

These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake…

MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 9840716581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth’s ad yesterday. It should have read, “One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.”

WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: “For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.

THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don’t call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected.. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!

There is a joke about a new restaurant opened by famous people.

Did you hear about the new restaurant chain opening nationwide? It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

They’re going to call it: “Coffee, with Kareem and Sugar”

Every time I enter a restaurant, I will be wondering about the special dishes that the restaurant can offer. There should be something special that will make the customers want to come and dine there again. It is that special food that will ensure a returning customer. It is always the nature of human to want the best of life.

When I go outstation I would always inquire from my hosts about the best place or the best restaurant at that place. Of course there would be a few names of popular restaurants that will be mentioned. It is easy if the host is from that place as he knows when and where to go for good food. However, if you are traveling overseas, there might be a problem of knowing where to go and find good food.

If you are in San Diego, you would want to know where are some of the San Diego restaurants that you can go and enjoy a good meal. Now, you can check out www.discoversd.com to find a good restaurant to go when you are there.

“Look,” he said, “if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I’ll help you win.”

“Done,” shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.

When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. “Hey,” said the little elf, “I have to have your name for my records. What is it?”

“Father Murphy,” grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.